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Producer - Sammo Hung Kam Bo
Starring: Lam Ching Ying
Gung Tsz-Yan Mang Hoi
Lam Man-Chung, Wong Man-Gwan
Director of Production Kien Hsiao-Houei
Story by: Wong Bing-Yiu
Supervision: Ye Jong-Tsu
Directed by Ricky Lau
Stop!
Don't flee!
Ah Bo!!
- Master! - This way.
This way! This way!
Hurry!
Get inside.
Don't let them get away!
Uncle Kau, did you see Bo?
He's not there, I already looked.
Lets look over there.
Wait!
Don't listen to this old man!
Those two whores must be hiding in there somewhere.
Shut up!
Your senior brother may be a whore, but my daughter is a virgin!
Yeah, right. One whore and one virgin.
Search it!
You better not go in!
What is it now, old man?
This house is eerie.
There are surely ghosts in there!
Ghosts don't scare me. Continue!
Alright, I trust you.
Search over there!
- Search that side! - Yes!
Better stay inside.
They looked really scared.
Lucky Master said there are ghosts in here.
Brother Bo, look there.
Just old coffins, no big deal.
Do you think there really are ghosts here?
If ghosts are here, they can't be any worse than those heartless humans.
I'm really scared.
Let's go up and rest here tonight.
Come on.
Be careful.
There's a bed, we'll not have to sleep on the floor.
Yeah, we sure are lucky.
Chu Nui
We're in our bridal chamber.
Not now, it's gloomy here. The mood is all wrong.
Go to sleep then.
Brother Bo! Brother Bo!
What is it?
A vampire!
- Your eyes were playing tricks. - I assure you!
Don't be scared.
Don't panic. We'll see what it does first.
Go!
Brother Bo!
Run!
Brother Bo, help me!
- Find a way out of here! - What do you think I was doing?!
- It's sucking your blood! - I know that!
Over here!
Run!
Jump out the window!
I can't. It's too high!
Help me!
Let go!!
Master, brother's having a nightmare.
He bit you!
Master...
I just had a really long dream.
You were biting the shuttlecock and calling for Chu Nui.
What was it that frightened you?
Tell me, I will translate your dream.
How can I tell Master I eloped with Chu Nui?
Well?
Tell me.
I dreamed I was playing chess with Chu Nui.
And who won'?
She stripped me!
Master, what does the dream mean?
Playing chess with Chu Nui?
With chess, one advances his pawns...
Chu advances, he advances, and so on...
Its very clear. You want to elope with Chu Nui.
How did you know that?
Simple. Dreams work in reverse. You said Chu Nui stripped you,
but in fact, you wanted to strip her.
Brother, is it because she has a beautiful body?
How dare you! In my dream, you were the worst of them all.
Master is different. He always protects me.
So you're wrong. Master said dreams work in reverse.
That means I'm nice to you in reality.
So, if Master was nice to you in the dream, that means...
he must be even nicer in real life.
You should check your own conscience.
Check my own conscience?
Good.
Then let's go for tea.
Very good!
What are the benefits of your strange walk?
The benefits are many!
Yes, upper-body movement strengthens the chest.
Lower body movement boosts sexual potency.
Sexual potency?
Let me try.
Master, your walk is ugly!
It was really quite disgusting.
If my Misting disgusts you... and I look so ugly...
Fine, don't come with me to have tea then.
It's full again. Business is good.
Please wait a moment.
Brother!
Go ahead, please.
- Please. - Thank you.
Future father-in-law.
- Uncle Kau. - Manager Chu.
- Business looks good. - I have a table reserved for you upstairs.
Alright.
Uncle Kau, when you have time, I need you to look at the kitchen.
What's wrong?
I think we have an evil spirit. The other day the cook cut his hand badly,
and our chef burned his face with hot oil!
- I'll take a look right now then. - Alright. This way.
Chu Nui!
Sit down.
Chu Nui.
Brother Bo.
Is Mr. Sze still harrasing you?
He's always coming here.
That scum. You shouldn't serve him!
Dad says because he is rich I mustn't offend him.
There's that damn fatty interfering again.
- Hey, good morning. - Thank you.
Chu Nui would be mine now if it weren't for him.
Master Chu would love for me to marry his daughter.
But she was betrothed before she was even born.
Brother Bo, eat something.
Thanks.
Chu Nui...
is that for him'?
Let me do it.
Please don't make trouble.
I'm just going to talk to him.
What's that stench?
Mr. Sze.
If I may, I'd like to talk to you.
Sit down.
Mr. Sze, you come to drink here often.
No kidding. Of course I come to drink tea. You think I come here just to look at it?
Then you know I'm engaged to Chu Nui.
I know, and Master Chu deeply regrets it.
My father-in-law wouldn't say that.
You think you're a prince now? Because you and Chu Nui...
Hey, show some respect.
He's asking me for respect.
Then why don't you show him some?
Brother Bo, what's on your mind?
Sooner or later Chu Nui will be my wife.
I know, what a waste.
Don't flirt with her anymore. She is my wife.
If she's your wife, you better keep her at home. This is a public tea house.
Join us for tea.
Tell brother Dong Jiu. Tell Keung Gaai. We all flirt with her.
I'm warning you. You better stop talking like that.
Warning me?!
Who are you to warn me'?!
Damned fatty.
I'm giving you too much face just by talking to you.
Waiter! Get the owner!
Mr. Sze, forget it?
Oh, as its you, I'll drop it. No problem.
I told you not to come over here.
Go.
Go!
Fatty!
Come over here.
Come and see this.
Can you explain what this is doing here?
Sorry, Mr. Sze, I'll change it for you.
Wait. Things like this don't happen here. He brought it over...
he's the one that did it!
Are you joking? Grasshoppers everywhere. How can you prove it'?!
Yeah, got any proof?
Yeah. There's the proof.
Bo, why did you do that?
Mr. Sze, please forget it.
Not this time.
Either you drink it or I'll make your father-in-law drink it.
Let's go.
Poor Chu, having to marry him. Being forced to eat grasshoppers!
Hit him.
Leave it.
- Come out and fight if you dare. - Okay.
I'll be waiting. if you don't come, you'll be deemed a coward!
I can't fight. Now what?
Put on a show.
Swallow this and you'll be as agile as a monkey.
If you don't...
you'll lose face.
Jump, Jump
Jump!
- Don't go! - Don't worry.
- Brother Bo! - Let him fight.
He's really good.
No wonder!
He's using magic.
Everything has its vanquisher.
Help me! Help me!
Ah Bo!!
Why are you always starting fights here?!
It's OK, I'll sort him out for you.
Yesterday you hit Master Wong, today you hit the Honourable Sze.
Every day you make trouble!
Master, they were using black magic.
He looks like a bad sort.
You shouldn't provoke people.
- Why are you making trouble here? - Dad, it wasn't Bo's fault.
- He was flirting with Chu Nui. - I wasn't, I wasn't...
If you hurry up and get married, none of this will happen!
Then she'll probably starve to death.
Look, I'll give you one last chance. Before Dragon Boat Festival,
you bring me 60 cattis of cake, 60 cattis of mushrooms.
60 cattis of seaweed and 600 chickens!
And if you don't...
I'm going to cancel the engagement!
We're leaving.
What about tea'?
To hell with your tea!
It's ok, it's ok. Waiter! Put all these tables back!
Coming!
Master, why did I lose?
Nevermind. That young fellow broke the spell.
Quick, lets go.
Just you wait. I'll get you Bo!
You have money problems?
It's useless sighing in front of me. Sighing near Master will be more helpful.
Come on.
Sigh.
I only have 10 yuan.
Here, you take it.
This won't be enough.
Of course it will. You just try your luck at gambling.
Soon 10 will become 20, 20 will become 40, then 80, 160...
If you lose?
I've figured it out for you.
Ho Li-Wan is looking for someone to rent his stall.
He's asking 12 yuan for it but I think you can get it for 10.
He is an old friend after all.
You can rent it and start some business.
If business is good, you will make the money soon enough.
Maybe your father-in-law will look at you differently then.
Let's go find Ho Li-Wan.
- Thank you Master. - Let's go.
What have you got there?
Just some mis-minted coins, worthless really.
Mis-minted coins.
Yes.
HSIN CHI
AH BO HSIN CHI
- Hey, Ah Bo. - Owner Ho.
Here's the money I owe you, please check it's right.
It's right.
This may be a small place, but I owe my fortune to that little stall.
I know.
Owner Ho, thank you for renting me this stall.
- I better get back to the other side - The other side?
I didn't know you live over there.
I don't. I've opened a small business there.
Drop by when you have time.
Thank you... thank you.
Brother!
Opened yet?
- Was waiting for you. - Come on then!
THE AUTHENTIC 'HSIN CHI'. BEWARE OF CHEAP IMITATIONS.
Order a bowl of congee and get a free shuttle-cock!
Taste Bo's delicious congee!
It's very good.
It's hot.
Excuse the wait. Take a seat.
Not even a fly.
Master.
Well then?
How is business?
Haven't sold a thing.
That's how it goes. Just be patient.
Master, would you like some congee?
I have a table reserved over there. I just passed by to see you.
Greetings, Uncle Kau.
- Congratulations. - Thank you, thank you..
This way please.
Brother, I want a shutle-cock.
Alright.
Boss, how much for a shuttle-cock'?
They're not for sale. You get one free with each bowl of congee you buy.
- How much is it? - 3 taels a bowl.
O KEY
We'll have one of those.
No need for congee.
Little brother, we'll eat over there.
We've finally opened.
There are no more bowls.
We are so busy. Take these two, hurry.
Brother, I'm really hungry. Let's eat over there.
Go on, Go on! But don't you dare come back here!
The heavens reward the persevering ones.
I'm sure a customer will come before daylight!
Mister.
Miss, how can I help you?
A bowl of congee please.
O KEY
You won't regret this.
Miss, you are my first customer...
"so I'll add a bit extra.
A little onion on top.
How much is it?
3 taels.
Thanks a lot. Have a good night, please come again.
The only bowl I sold tonight...
and I sold it to a ghost!
Dare to give me spirit money? Right!
Mother, careful it's hot.
What?
I said, it's hot!
Two ghosts!
So...
a blade is no use. Not against ghosts.
Willow branches!
Willow harms ghosts!
Mister,"
why are you here?
Why am I here?
To kill a ghost!
- Mister, let me explain.. - I wont listen to your ghost lies!
You've come to curse the living!
Mister!
Mister, I am dead, but my mother is still living!
You expect me to believe that?!
Siu Hung!
Mother!
Mother, are you ok?
You're bleeding!
Strange.
How can a ghost bleed?
Mister, please listen to me. My mother doesn't know that I'm dead.
We came here to visit my cousin but couldn't find him.
The congee I cheated you out of was for my mother. She is sick.
Will you please forgive me?
I will, but let me go first.
Will you please forgive me?
I will, but let me go!
Siu Hung!
Who are you speaking to?
Is that your cousin?
Mister, please make my mother feel better, by telling her...
you are my cousin.
I'm begging you.
Don't just shake your head. Nod, please nod!
Thank you.
Mother.
- I have found my cousin. - Where is he?
Ah Mang, you've gained a lot of weight.
Yes
Everyone calls me Fatty Mang.
Mother, cousin has invited us to stay with him.
Great!
Hurry, let's go.
- You better not tell Master. - I won't.
- You really hiding a ghost? - Not hiding, she's just staying a while.
Well that's lucky.
Nonsense. How can that be lucky'?
You treat her well and she will make you rich.
How's that?
Ghosts can work miracles, you'll be rich!
- Forget it. - Don't say that. You should talk to her.
Buy her a gift first.
Boss, I'll take that one.
If you want to talk to her, go ahead. But I won't.
Please close the curtain.
Who are you?
I'm Bo's fellow apprentice. My name's Little Hoi.
Hello, Little Hoi.
'You look more human than ghost'
Please sit.
I brought this gift for you.
Thank you.
What can I do for you?
I don't know how to put it.
Don't talk then. Just think.
Just think it?
Just think.
You want me to help Bo get rich.
You read my mind!
Little Hoi, we ghosts cannot commit crimes, it is forbidden.
There are things that the heavens do not allow.
We cannot change fate. Some are rich, others are poor.
If you help one the others will be hurt. We cannot do anything to help this.
And if the person is bad?
Then it's considerable.
In this village who would that be?
That will be Mr. Sze!
Why are you talking about that wretch?
I told you, Hung has agreed to help you.
You stay here for now, then tonight we'll start our fortune drive.
What fortune drive?
That girl there is engaged to marry my brother. Her name is Chu Nui.
That man bothering her is our target. He's Mr. Sze.
He bullies the weak and innocent.
I've got a swimming-pool at my house.
What are his hobbies?
Lust.
Look, he's a wolf!
You're disgusting.
I should beat him up.
Leave him to me.
Chu Nui, you...
I'm Siu Hung.
That's great, you look just like her!
Get out of here!
He's leaving!
Then I'll go to him. You follow me.
- Whats going on here? - She's making our fortune.
Mr. Sze!
- Sorry for the way I treated you. - It's ok.
- What are you doing? - He's taken Chu Nui!
It's Hung, remember.
He doesn't know that. Who knows what he'll do to her!
- We'll watch over her! - Let's try out my swimming-pool.
Here we are, here's my house.
Good evening, Master.
Mr. Sze
Come here.
Take it.
Young Master, come in.
Closed already?
Shall we have another drink first?
You get changed first.
Catch them!
Why are you hugging my flower vase?
Oh, this isn't you?
Where are all my antiques?
Aren't they all over there?
If you say so.
That hurts. Take these off first.
I'm lucky the Master told me you're a ghost!
You're quite pretty for a ghost.
Come to think of it, I've never raped a ghost. I'll rape you!
It sounds pretty real.
Get back here!
It is real!
What are you doing?
A Rape! A Rape!
Hurry up then!
I'll rape you! Rape, rape...
Come here you bitch ghost, I'll slap you!
Go!
Come back!
You big pervert!
Me'?! I don't exploit the woman like they do!
- Master! - Master, teach him a lesson!
Stay back!
What do you have to say?!
You always play the virtuous ones
but those 3 tried to steal from me and used that ghost to trick me!
Master!
- Get out of here! - Go!
Go!
If news of what you've done gets out, your dignity will take quite a blow.
Go!
Get out, get out...
Leave... leave...
Master, I almost raped that ghost, but that damn fatty messed everything up.
She was really something.
Master, it's all my fault. She isn't responsible.
- Please, let her go! - Bad ghosts deserve no pity!
Master...
...please be humane.
I'll be humane to humans.
Little Hoi.
Master!
Siu Hung. You ok?
Siu Hung...
You better not show yourself.
Come out!
Master, don't!
I'll snip!
Siu Hung?
Who's there?
Whats that noise?
Master! It's her blind mother, she's taking care of her.
That's right. Please don't separate them.
Man and ghost should be split up!
What do u mean 'ghost'?!
Old lady, your daughter is dead.
She's dead'?
Ah Mang!
Yes!
He's not Mang, he's Bo!
Mother...
I have failed you.
Master, you're the one that isn't human!
Get off!
I'll snip.
Leave it! Leave it!
Master, don't burn her. She won't be able to reincarnate!
Go, quickly!
Out of my way!
Keep away! If you don't, I'll...
You'll what?!
Well...
- I'll hit you! - You will?!
I'm warning you.
You have no compassion. You're heartless.
How can you call yourself a teacher?!
You're no longer my student.
Hoi. Let's leave this sorrow stricken place.
Master, did he hurt your heart or your body?
He hurt my heart!
It's raining so hard. Master, let's go in for tea.
Go if you want to.
Let me tell you...
Always remain a student. Never become a teacher!
Why do you say this Master?
You saw what happened!
I dedicated myself to his instruction and he beat me up.
He was wrong. What ever happens, you must never hit your Master.. Right?
I'm glad you understand. It comforts me to hear your say this.
I'm always telling him... No matter how selfish the Master may seem
however rude and controlling. However cruel, cheap and hard hearted...
He's still your Master.
Even gods make mistakes, just like a Master.
If the Master is wrong, his student must advise him, reason with him
and if he still doesn't listen...
What if he doesn't?
Then, with one's heart filled with respect, and the clenching of one's teeth...
You beat him up!
Hit him, like this! and this!
So you think he was right to hit me?
I do.
And if you were him?!
I'd do the same.
So you think I was to blame?
Yes you were.
Now I've said it. Go ahead...
hit me if you must.
If I was really wrong...
let there be thunder!
That was a coincidence.
Was I really wrong?!
- Does that hurt? - It doesn't.
Siu Hung, we should leave now.
Don't be scared...
Master...
Your Master was wrong. I'm sorry.
Master...
You cannot stay here.
Let's go then.
But you can't go.
Master. We can't go, we can't stay. Tell us what shall we do then?!
Humans are Yang, and ghosts are Yin.
The force of living with you has made your mother very sick.
If you stay here, Bo will decay too.
Move away.
Master, what now?
- Go to my house. - To your house?
Is it safe, Master?
As Master I can harmonize Yin and Yang inside me.
Well then?
If it means I can still look after my mother...
then I'll be happy.
Hoi, bring me her mother's umbrella.
Yes.
Come.
Master!
- I need to ask you... to do something. - What is it'?
Punch me once.
If you don't, I will feel guilty forever.
Forget it.
Not forget it!
Please punch me or you might always bare a grudge.
Ok, just a gentle one.
That was quite a punch.
That was a gentle one?
Yes, I restrained myself.
I do feel better.
Master, will fat Bo definitely die this time?
Hold this.
Master, this is Bo's time and date of birth I took from the registry.
Have it back.
Why are there so many cockroaches?
Hey kid, what are you doing here?
I can't take it anymore. I give up this body!
Mr. Sze, what do you want to do to him'?
Can we put his soul inside that pig?
Anything is possible.
Master, what will become of his body now his soul is in that pig there?
He can only say two words.
- Two words'? - Frightened and afraid.
"Frightened"
"Afraid"
Brother!
Uncle Kau, whats the matter with him?
He was so scared that his soul left his body.
His soul? ls that possible, Master?
- You don't believe me? - Got any proof?
Frightened... Afraid...
- Brother! - Ah Bo, don't be frightened.
Don't be afraid.
Look, Bo's soul is on the wall!
Did that hurt?
It shows you have a soul. Bo won't feel a thing, even if you hit him hard.
- Really? - Test it if you don't believe me.
Ah Bo, I'll bring you some tea.
Afraid.
Frightened.
Afraid.
- Master! - Don't be scared.
Grind these pearls into powder and make him eat it. It will calm him.
Calm him'?
His soul is gone. What is there to calm?
I'm going.
Uncle Kau.
Do you need any help?
Stay in his body for the time being, or he'll wander around.
Tonight I will bring back Bo's soul. You get some rest.
Don't be scared, as long as the charm curtain is down you will be safe.
Thats good. You can go for a walk.
Go on.
Fat Bo, Fat Bo. We're coming to find you.
Do not be scared...
- your teacher is with you" - Little Hoi is with you"
- Why do you follow me? - Looking for his soul.
Don't be stupid, look in the other direction.
We must split up!
Fat Bo, Fat Bo. We are coming to find you,
do not be scared...
- your teacher is with you. - little Hoi is with you.
Heaven.
Please protect Uncle and let them find Bo's soul tonight.
Siu Hung, I know you don't feel anything,
but you mustn't let Bo catch cold.
Mother, someone is coming.
- Have they returned? - No
Then you better hide yourself.
Force it open.
What do you want'?
Old lady, I would like to make an incense offering.
Come in then.
- Some incense. - Thank you.
So what do you want sir? Is it about your future or your fortune?
I'm not sure yet.
Old lady, are you the only one here?
Yes
The Master is out.
He'll be back soon though.
Well, I'll be going then.
I'll see you out.
Goodbye.
Take care.
That man has many problems.
Siu Hung, you can come out, he's gone now.
Old lady, I thought you were alone.
- What are you doing? - I want to see your pretty face again...
Siu Hung.
You stay back!
Siu Hung...
time to show yourself.
There you are.
Don't be afraid.
Mr. Sze!
Quick, get Master Chu here to see this.
Sure.
Don't be frightened, don't be afraid.
Afraid.
Drink this, then no evil spirits can enter your body.
Even your own soul won't be able to get in.
Drink it up.
I wont let you do it!
Out of my way.
Drink it quickly!
Let's go! Quickly, run!
Quickly, let's go!
Let's 9Q!
- Will you come out'? - I won't!
You won't?
Don't be frightened, don't be afraid.
Master Chu, see.
Master Chu, look at him.
He was fine yesterday.
Master Chu, your son-in-law was possessed by that female ghost.
Siu Hung, how are you?
Don't be scared.
Tell me Master...
is there a way we can get rid of that ghost forever'?
What do you think?
No!
Don't!
What are you doing here?
Doing?
You've clearly gone crazy.
Letting a ghost possess his body. What are you up to?
I know. He wanted Chu to marry Bo so they have control of her father's money!
It wasn't my plan to possess him.
Ah Bo was victimized.
The one who scared out his soul to steal it,
is of...
...cruel spirit.
- Uncle Kau, will Bo be ok? - Don't worry, he'll be fine.
Oh really?
Really.
Little Hoi!
Move aside.
Ah Bo's soul is in this pig.
Put their mouths one against the other.
Chu Nui...
...and you!
Brother Bo!
Uncle Kau?!
His soul is not alleviated yet.
At sunrise tomorrow, he should awake.
Can you find out who did this?
We'll learn the truth when he wakes up.
Master Chu, I'll be leaving now.
You take care.
Uncle Kau, we'll visit him tomorrow morning.
- We're going. - But Dad...!
- I want to stay - You can't! Let's go.
Let's 9Q!
You go home now, come back tomorrow.
Master, does the sun have to shine on him to wake him up?
No.
We just massage his temples, under his nose...
...then tap his crown and he should wake up.
Brother!
Nearly there. You continue.
Uncle Kau.
How is she'?
How is she, Uncle? How is Siu Hung?
She's very ill. Half of her spiritual energy was consumed.
I fear...
...soon she will dissolve into thin air.
Brother Bo...
You are alright.
I'm at ease now.
Master, can't you save her?
Our Yang could save her but the life of the donor would be shortened.
We are both too old.
You are still weak.
A young person's energy is necessary.
Little Hoi!
Alright I'll do it.
If I live two years less, it's nothing.
Not by the mouth, she'll suck you dry.
Then how?
Palm to palm.
- Where are you going? - To find those two evil wretches!
You don't have to go. They'll be coming for you tonight.
Follow me.
Master, tomorrow at sunrise he will talk. What will we do then?
Tomorrow? He's already awake.
- What do we do'? - Don't worry...
Bring Mr Chu to your house. I know what to do.
It's this way.
Mr Chu, please come in.
Mr. Sze, where are your antiques?
They are all being cleaned, except for this one.
Master, are you ready?
Almost done.
Ready yet?
Give it to him.
Master Chu, please sit.
- Here's a special drink for you. - What is it'?
This will stimulate your...
Master, will they really come?
Maybe they will, maybe they won't.
- When will they come? - Maybe now, maybe later.
What does that mean?
I understand.
Then be quiet and don't move.
Uncle Kau! Uncle Kau!
Help! Uncle Kau!
Sit down and don't move!
I told you not mouth to mouth. Don't you listen?!
Master, I tried not to but...
like that!
She does look much better.
More like herself.
Remember...
no kissing or you may die!
What's wrong now?
Master, I...
Patty's always has to go... Go on!
Uncle Kau!
Mouth to mouth, mouth to mouth!
Litle punk, he never listens!
Father-in-Law, you need to go too'?
Just a second, I'll be right out.
Father-in-law, you're drunk. Look, your eyes are all blood shot.
I've finished, I'll just go and flush it.
Father-in-law, what are you doing?!
Father-in-law...
No, father-in-law!
Don't you recognize me?
It's me, your future son-in-law!
Don't!
Master!
I'm busy! Drink some oil if you can't go.
I can't hit father-in-law.
Master, help me!
Can't you hold on?! If I don't separate them he will die!
Master, help me! Father-in-law has gone mad!
Master, is he possessed?
Not possessed. He's under a spell.
What do we do'?
They asked for it. We must plan our attack! This is war.
Master, the challenge. Do you know where the enemy is?
We'll soon find out.
You and Master Chu hide underneath.
My gesture makes circulate uprightness, as I hold up the sword of righteousness,
I will never let the evil cross the river of Yin.
The sword of righteousness will extinguish all evils!
Master!
Stay under!
Master, you lost. I'm not playing anymore.
You're not?!
Master, Master! My father-in-law...
Move him out.
Open his coat.
Siu Hung, are you feeling better?
Much better.
Then go and find Chu Nui.
Siu Hung, hurry along.
I know what this is, he has been poisoned.
What kind?
It comes from Yunnan province. There are 2 types, animal or vegetable.
The one who administers such poison mixes animal egg or plant seed in a drink.
If it's not extracted, it will grow inside him and he will die.
It is the vegetable type.
You mustn't pull it.
The root's in his internal organs. if you pull on it, the intestines will come out too.
- Then how? - We need the antidote.
But we'll try flooding the wound with urine.
It may drown the root.
Dad!
We must find the person who poisoned him.
You two stay and look after him.
Master, where will we find the antidote?
During our battle...
a purple light appeared in the east.
Therefore, it must be in the west.
He is wounded, he can't go far.
Make the preparations. We have work to do!
- We're going the right direction. - That's good.
- Are you tired'? - A little.
Let me carry something.
Good, let's go.
- Is it lighter? - Much lighter.
Look at all these quails. Look at them all!
Don't touch them!
Look what's around the neck.
It's a bell.
They're the master's advance warning.
Don't be distracted by these things.
My teacher taught us...
The heart only follows one way. The 2 eyes stick together.
The 3 beings become one,
The 4 limbs are full of energy,
the 5...
Master, if you've forgotten the next one, you can come back to it.
Chatterbox!
Blacky, don't fall asleep.
I can smell animals.
Is it Blacky you can smell?
Master, look!
Blacky you must run. Don't sacrifice yourself.
Run, run
Goodbye.
Master, what should we do'?
Stay calm. They might not attack us.
Walk.
Watch out!
Master, could our packs be annoying them?
Put them down! Put them down!
Be very quiet.
We'll sneak past.
I'll hack you!
I'll chop you into mince-meat!
You were lucky. Next time I'll skin you alive!
- Master? - Go ahead
Uncle Gu, please let me go.
Uncle Gu, I will give you whatever you want.
Uncle Kau, help me!
Help me!
He's going to kill you. He won't help you!
Enough!
The two of you did much evil!
You don't deserve to live after what you've done.
If you give me the antidote now, I will walk away.
And I will spare you two dogs' lives.
In time.. the heavens will punish you!
Only hatred is ruling this land.
The life of a man is worthless. Why are you wasting your time with me?
Fine.
If its the antidote you want. The antidote is in his stomach.
If you want to save Master Chu, you must get to the antidote before it starts to melt,
by cutting open his belly!
No, don't! Uncle Gu, save me!
Master... What are they?
They're bewitched corpses.
Mummies?
No, not Mummies, they're bewitched corpses.
Oh, Mummies.
Pierce its navel!
Attack it's navel!
Little Hoi!
Master! Little Hoi!
I'm alright.
Master!
I'm alright!
Son of a bitch!
Master, you ok?
Their breath is poison gas!!
Attack the seven inches!
Master, are you alright?
You snake, you'll die today.
Excuse me.
Old wizard!
Come out!
Brother, quickly, cut him open.
Uncle, I was wrong, but please don't cut me.
It's too late for that.
The antidote has melted. It has run down to his private parts.
- Will my father-in-law live? - Yes
Cut it off. Make him suck it for one full day. Then he'll be fine.
- You mean he has to suck his...his? - It's better than dying!
I agree, it's all my fault, but I have a request.
Go on.
Can he cut if off after he's sucked it?
Move it!